Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Lactiferous Breasts

Josh writes:

Damn -- quiet at the moment. How to break an awkard silence...

How about this: Nude Statue of Britney Spears Giving Birth on a Bearskin Rug is a Monument to the Pro-Life Movement Somehow

Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with 'water-retentive' hands.

Yes, that'll do nicely.

UPDATE: Even better...

1 comment:

liver said...

So this is what I've been missing...damn! Now to get on the internet when my brother isnt around so I can actually click on the link...