Damn -- quiet at the moment. How to break an awkard silence...
How about this: Nude Statue of Britney Spears Giving Birth on a Bearskin Rug is a Monument to the Pro-Life Movement Somehow
Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.
The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with 'water-retentive' hands.
Yes, that'll do nicely.
UPDATE: Even better...