Thursday, March 23, 2006

So, guess what phrase I haven't been able to get out of my head for all of today?

Apathy Jack writes:

"Did you know my sister's dropped out?"
"No! Why? Dammit! Why would she do this to me? I thought she liked me too much to do this to me.... Sigh... Alright, what's she going to do with herself now that she's left school?"
"She's going to fill New Zealand with babies!"
"I said I think shes's going to work for a while, then maybe think about doing a course."
"No you didn't. You said she's going to fill New Zealand with babies!"
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did. You said she was going to fill New Zealand with babies."
"Well... Alright. Tell your sister to come and visit me so I can talk to her about this dropping out thing."
"Fill New Zealand with babies!"


span said...

It could have been worse.

It could have been "Fill New Zealand with your babies."

See, don't you feel better now?

Josh said...

Or indeed "fill you with babies."

Psycho Milt said...

Some of the Sir Humphreys commenters think "Fill NZ with babies" is an excellent plan: see Anyone up for more kids - the comments thread is wonderful.

HORansome said...

My guess for the phrase: Penis Flytrap.