Apathy Jack writes:
"Sir, I think you should date the History teacher."
"She's always telling us how insufferable her life is. You'd be perfect for each other."
"I never tell you freaks about my life. Sure, it's miserable, but I don't burden you with it. I tell you how much I hate all of you, not my life."
"And does that make you happy?"
"A little bit."
"Actually, as miserable as her life is, maybe you shouldn't go out with her - that might push her over the edge and she'd commit suicide..."