Monday, March 20, 2006

Apathy Jack writes:

"Sir, I think you should date the History teacher."
"She's always telling us how insufferable her life is. You'd be perfect for each other."
"I never tell you freaks about my life. Sure, it's miserable, but I don't burden you with it. I tell you how much I hate all of you, not my life."
"And does that make you happy?"
"A little bit."
"Actually, as miserable as her life is, maybe you shouldn't go out with her - that might push her over the edge and she'd commit suicide..."


span said...

Are all of your students in some kind of decile 1 version of the Gilmore Girls?

Herr Dummkopf von Kranken-Brainen said...

Well of course. The only question is whether Jack is Lorelai or Rory.

Or Edward Herrmann (still the best vampire in the entire world).

Anonymous said...

He must be the vampire. Just last night he was sucking...

Never mind. Thinking of something else.


Apathy Jack said...

Dammit, my students are in a decile 3 version of the Gilmore Girls. (We didn't go up - they changed hw they do the decile ratings a few years back...)

span said...

So when's the tv debut or are they just going to go straight to the big screen?

The Hand of Morthos said...

Our policy on all media rights has been 'Straight to DVD' for quite some time now. It's a filth issue.