Pecuniam habere nobis necesse est
High Court says no free speech for penis -- that's more like it.OK, you can go back to reading about strippers now.
You know, if my penis started speaking, I think that I would have better things to worry than going to court. I can just see it now ... you're sitting in a theatre watching The Sound of Music, when your wanger answers your mobile phone. The person next to you complains and the conversation goes something like this:"You know that's really annoying."*shug* "I'm sorry, he's got a mind of his own, especially when he's watching anything with Julie Andrews in it.""Can't you shut him up?""I could give him a couple of whacks, but I'm afraid it might just encourage him""Well could you at least close your fly?""What!? And suffocate him??"It can't end well.
I dunno - would such a loquacious member really be likely? I figure if a penis could talk, it would say "more vagina, please" and little else.
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