Thursday, January 12, 2006


Apathy Jack writes:

I’m running short of Dog Abuse this month, so here are some other things to tide you over:

This is an old medical manual on the fatal consequences of masturbation. I’d like to point out that any resemblance between me and the less healthy looking “after” pictures is a coincidence.

I’d also like a million dollars.

Dubya Bush t’other day signed legislation that makes me almost forgive him for the brutal murder of thousands of innocent Afghanis /Iraqis/Iranians (oops – getting ahead of myself slightly...) – a new law making it illegal to be a cock on the internet.


Also: the world’s hardest cow.

No, seriously: The world’s hardest cow. Probably even harder than this one.

And that one was hard.