Apathy Jack writes:

Mr Stupid “Did you meet me before or after I was married?”
Jack “By the time I met you, you were already married.”
Mr Stupid “Oh yeah, when Mike was fucking my wife.”
Jack “Yeah. Good times.”
Mr Stupid “Which was unfair really. I never got to sleep with Mike’s wife.”
Jack “Mike’s wife was a lesbian.”
Mr Stupid “So was mine! That didn’t stop Mike.”
Jack “You make a point.”
Mr Stupid “Do you ever wish our lives were still as interesting as they were at University?”
Jack “Not for a second.”