Wednesday, January 04, 2006

For Jack

That Morthos Stare writes:

I had to substitute-teach a class yesterday, but I had no idea where the kids were on the lesson plan, so I thought I'd just make it easy and have a "discussion day." But it became really obvious right away that the kids hadn't done any of the reading, because none of them were talking. And I knew they hadn't done the reading, but I hadn't done it, either, so I couldn't make a big deal out of it ... so, long story short, I have 13 tons of smoked ham in my car and not a clue what to do with it.

-from McSweeneys

2 comments:

Apathy Jack said...

No, my penis is bigger than yours!

The Hand of Morthos said...

If you'd bothered coming to my leaving do I might actually be able to confirm or deny that.