Books You Should Be Reading # 15 Of A Bunch

Apathy Jack writes:

Bigger Than Hitler Better Than Christ by Rik Mayall


"Fucking hell, look at the size of his cock!" said the mid-wife who delivered me. "It looks like he's got three legs. Perhaps he should be called The Tripod." This is true. She really said this. But I was called Richard instead and the rest is history.