Apathy Jack writes:
Flat
"My head hurts. Maybe I have brain cancer."
"At least you could get an extension on your assignment if it was brain cancer."
"Yeah, and people would have to feel sorry for me!"
"Actually, I think you've picked the wrong flat for that: You'd march into the lounge demanding sympathy, and I'd say 'Ow, my hernia!', Nick would say 'Ow, my wisdom teeth!', and Ben would say 'Ow, my life!', and I don't think there'd be much empathy in general."
"Dammit! Stupid sick people!"
School
"Here, were you in class yesterday?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes - remember: You said that the pain in your side had gone after the operation, but the pain in your ass had come back."
"Oh yeah."
It's a worrying sign that I can only remember if students were present if I scored off them...
Music
In keeping with yesterday's rock theme, here is Cerveza. (Sadly, it's another myspace page, but there are four downloadable tracks.)I've seen these guys live a few times (under their old monicer Angelsound) and they blew me away. Strangely enough, the downloads (which, I guess have seen some time in a studio mixer) almost fail to catch just how amazing the voice of lead siner Angel really is. Well worth a look.
3 comments:
"It's a worrying sign that I can only remember if students were present if I scored off them..."
Pardon?
Scored points off them. Served them. Burned them.
Your confusion comes from the difference between "scoring off" someone and "scoring" someone. I'll get onto the Youth Slang Commission immediately.
you can also "score off" someone by getting drugs off them. and I bet you could do that if you tried.
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