Apathy Jack writes:
Solipsist by Henry Rollins
Maybe all presidents should be semi-literate, overweight and out of shape then they could always be remembered as "A true man of the people."
(And because that seems a bit stingy, here's another excerpt...)
You look at all those people you said you'd never end up like, and now you know them on a first name basis. They're not such bad people if you give them half a chance. In fact, you all have a lot in common. They make you feel good. They're not trail guides to the new nowhere, they're your friends.