Apathy Jack writes:
Goths are all perverts who think they're werewolves and date twelve year olds. All of them.
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American school suspends student for looking like a terrorist.
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About every three seconds, the scrolling electronic sign that usually carries transit updates and advertisements had a very different message that Nichols just could not keep his eyes off.
"Stephen Harper Eats Babies. Stephen Harper Eats Babies. Stephen Harper Eats Babies," the message kept repeating.
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Vet pretends to put dog down so that he can resucue it from unfit owners.
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Sci-fi geeks all crazy and kill babies. All of them.
2 comments:
Re: the first article. When you read the line "Jeremy Allan Steinke’s terminally ill mother says her son is not the man many think he is and has a good heart" did mentally add the words "... it's just a shame it's the heart of a 12-year old girl and he hides it in a jar under his bed"??
Yeah. That's what I thought.
"Vet pretends to put dog down to rescue it from unfit owners"
Now, if only we could find a way to do this with unfit parents.
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