Fucking theme week, isn't it? How ironic I've misplaced the shite I wrote for it. Which isn't actually hesitation, it's incompetent boobery. I'm sure I'll find it but then be hesitant to post it outside the bounds of theme week so my lesser-known moment of hesitation is next week, and forever after. Except it's not lesser known now all you melon farmers know about it. I must therefore eat your brains and devour my secrets. Stand up and prepare for head-gobbling.
...oh for the love of Allah PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON.