London; it's a hell of a town!

That Morthos Stare writes:

Firs there was porn. And, lo, we thought with our genitals and we found it to be good.

Then there was Pirate Porn. We hoisted the jolly roger and bade maidens to seek out our mizzen masts.

Now, from the reprobates who help keep Americans overweight comes...



Pirate. Fetish. Machine.

Say it with me.

Pirate. Fetish. Machine.

High Holburn; it will never be the same again. Arrh!