Frankly, I got nothing. Except this:
"...so I said 'listen, assface: I don't care where you're Crown Prince of -- you'll be King of Myfootinyourassistan if you don't give the Pope back his Popestick.' But he didn't, so I totally kicked his ass and made him eat dirt and pantsed him and then he fell off the top of the Empire State Building and everyone cheered. Jesus said it was awesome."
"Did that really happen, Mr. President?"
"... Yes. Next question -- you in the front."