Apathy Jack writes:

“Sir, what do guys want for Valentine’s Day?”
“Uh...”
“Except for that.”
“Actually, that’s all I could think of...”

...

“Remember when my boyfriend got me that romantic poem?”
“Yeah.”
“He got it from his English teacher.”
“What’s your point?”
“You owe me a poem for my boyfriend. I'll need it before Valentine’s day.”
“I... Wait... You’ll have it by Monday...”