Monday, March 21, 2005

Smells Like Jesus!

Josh writes:

Couple Sells Candles That Smell Like Jesus

I think this is one of those occasions when the thing to do is just shut up and let the story tell itself.

Unfortunately, I can't help myself -- "His Essence"? I don't care how nice it smells, all I'd be able to think of is the South Park episode where Cartman forms a Christian rock band by replacing "baby" with "Jesus" in a bunch of songs: "I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus! I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!" I can't help but think that's a bad thing.

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