Dear The Herald,
Yes, we get it -- Antonie Ronnie Dixon is the most comprehensively fucked in the head individual out of all the P-crazed, katana-wielding, bowl-cutted lunatics in New Zealand. Is the relentless stream of updates concerning his headfuck'edness actually necessary? He said he was "the chosen one"; he said his victim was "a sacrifice"; he was ridiculously paranoid and thought the police had implanted chips under his skin -- thanks, but you had me at "mutilated two women with a sword then shot a guy".
And you even render yourselves obsolete by summing up every single one of your articles in a single image:
Frankly, that's case closed for me. I fully expect this picture to form the entirety of the prosecution's case:
"Your Honour, members of the jury:
The prosecution rests."