Josh writes:
Dear The Herald,
Yes, we get it -- Antonie Ronnie Dixon is the most comprehensively fucked in the head individual out of all the P-crazed, katana-wielding, bowl-cutted lunatics in New Zealand. Is the relentless stream of updates concerning his headfuck'edness actually necessary? He said he was "the chosen one"; he said his victim was "a sacrifice"; he was ridiculously paranoid and thought the police had implanted chips under his skin -- thanks, but you had me at "mutilated two women with a sword then shot a guy".
And you even render yourselves obsolete by summing up every single one of your articles in a single image:
Frankly, that's case closed for me. I fully expect this picture to form the entirety of the prosecution's case:
"Your Honour, members of the jury:
The prosecution rests."
Yours Helpfully,
Josh.
P.S. 
4 comments:
My company has decreed A3 pictures of Mr Dixon emblazoned with the slogan "The Chosen One Knows What You're Thinking" are inappropriate.
Thankfully, that same picture went down a treat in my company and was attached via magnets to the fridge in the lunch room by our Director.
"I know what happens in the future. I have a special connection with God. I can see God."I said stop it!
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