Apathy Jack writes:
When Carl the labrador chased a squirrel into the woods, his owners' only concern was for his quarry. But they should have worried about their dog. Because seconds later Carl re-emerged with the grey squirrel firmly clamped to his neck.
I’m thinking of making this a monthly feature – send all your tales of dog abuse to brainstab or the address in my profile.
2 comments:
The real question should be: why didn't he simply heel her dog, & shoot the squirrel? Seriously, they make great stew.
Oh wait:
1. It was a family dog, which probably translates to "totally untrained".
1. It was in a park (I'm guessing they mean an inner-city park).
2. It was in the UK (where you can only carry guns if you're a criminal).
I guess we can let her off then :-)
Hell, she could have taken the opportunity to teach her daughter some useful skills too - shooting, butchering, and possibly tanning (tanned animal skin makes a great dog toy).
The really sad thing is that there are some people who'll think I'm taking the piss with the above statement.
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