That Morthos Stare writes:
'If there are "Jews for Jesus" are there "Jews for Judas?"'
'I'm so bored and lonely these days that I've taken up writing Ashlee Simpson slash fic.'
'Ashlee on Lindsay on Hilary is the shit, man.'
'Mmmh. Sounds perversely erotic.'
'Yeah. Want to read something I wrote last night?'
'No man can be a king unless he is born to it. Any man can be a queen as long as he dressed properly.'