I was never smacked as a child. Not once.
I respect authority.
I love and respect my parents.
I was a model student (read: girly swot).
I went to University and earned a Masters degree with First Class Honours.
I have held the same job for five years, earning comfortably above the average wage.
I don't drink, smoke or take drugs.
I have never been in a fight.
I suffer from no psychological disorders.
I am polite, generally quiet, and patient to a fault.
I'm just saying, is all.