"I've copied some stuff off the internet on hand foot and mouth disease for you."
"Because your sister called and their little man has come down with it so Sam probably will too."
"Isn't that the stuff farmers shoot their stock for?"
"Yeah, but that's just because they can't eat for a couple of days. He'll be fine if you can't get him to take any milk for a day or too, he'll just be screaming because he's hungry"
I feel kind of sorry for the cows that get put down just because they're a little skinny. But then I can't exactly see them hooked up to IV's either...