I just have two questions for Jack, before he hurtles off to Canada to have a million of her little panda-eyed babies:
- What the fuck?
- No, seriously, what the fuck?
- Is this, as I maintain, a wrong-headed attempt to pitch "Hey Mickey" nostalgia to a demographic that's too young to remember it?
- Or is it, as RSJS has suggested, simply re-tooling a tried and tested formula to make money out of a new generation?
* That said, My Chemical Romance did it in three (although one of those is an "OKAAAAAAAY" that goes on for several weeks), so maybe she could do better.