Your science links for the day:
Chinese Science Perverts Spy on Panda Sex via Satellite
Spanish Science Perverts Expound on Hypodermic Squid Penises
But having such a big penis does have one drawback: co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask, and one of the two males stranded had accidentally injected himself with sperm in the legs and body.
I'm starting to wish that Intelligent Design wasn't complete bollocks -- any Designer who'd come up with the Self-Inseminating Giant Squid would have to be fun to be around.