Friday, February 09, 2007

In Mammoriam

Josh writes:

To "borrow" from Mr. Slack:

So, Farwell
Anna Nicole Smith

You fucked an
Old man

And never got to
Spend his money
In the end

A lesson
For all of us


Jack Yan said...

Thanks for the mammary.

Herr Dummkopf von Kranken-Brainen said...

Nope, I'm still confused. Is the lesson that we should be fucking younger men? Older women? Monkeys? Get a better lawyer?

Dammit, I need to know!

Josh said...

I guess the lesson I took was: Even if it seems like it'd be worth it to shag some decrepit old fossil for his money, it seriously won't be. No, seriously, don't. Seriously.

However, your suggestion with the monkeys has me intrigued. Do go on...