That Morthos Stare writes:
I have a task for you, my precious lovelies. I am searching for some information online and I'm having absolutely no luck whatsoever in finding it. I have, thus, hit upon the most likely source of info-pillaging; you lot.
Your task is to search for the information for me. Now, to make this interesting (and more likely to work) I'm not going to tell you what I'm searching for. I'm just going to assume that if you start searching for something then you're going to find, as a corollary, what I'm looking for.
Understand? Good. Detail how you got to what I'm looking for in the comments below.
6 comments:
A Google search for "conspiracy mallard" lead me to this quote:
"The mallard duck is a randy little beast, given to fits of self-loathing, all the while creating a niche for himself and his kin in and around the world/pond. Wellwater Conspiracy embrace the mallard. The rarest shades of magenta reflect a sense of crystalline intentions against the ever-expanding ripples of space and time.
Yet mallards can't play electric guitars."
This is what you have been looking for, not just recently, but for your entire life.
Oh, and pictures off Britney Spears' vagina are here.
http://www.amazon.com/Jeweled-Turtle-Magnifying-Letter-Opener/dp/B00018XF5S
Here it is...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4369605,00.html
And this is the resort you were after, apparently that white/yellowish stuff isn't parasites so you can relax.
http://www.thesparesorts.net/component/option,com_simplefaq/task,display/Itemid,113/catid,31/page,1/#FAQ38
I think the Spa may well be exactly what I am looking for. Possibly more as a business venture than a holiday excursion, but one never knows.
I WIN !
Britney Spears' vagina, eat your heart out.
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