Thursday, November 16, 2006

Graduation Day

Apathy Jack writes:

Year 13 who is giving me book vouchers to thank me for being his teacher for a few years "Here you go, Sir. I got the music teacher beer, but I remember that you don't drink."
Other Student "You don't drink? How do you survive being a teacher?"
Me "Well, I'm the only member of staff who doesn't drink, and you know how none of the other teachers look like crazed druids and have daily breakdowns in front of their classes...?"
Other Student "Ah, so that's why that is."

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