Thursday, February 14, 2008

Apathy Jack writes:

"Sir, could you look after my wallet while I go to class photos?"
"Don't lose it."
"I won't lose it. I will steal it, but it won't be lost."
"It has my condoms in it, Sir. You wouldn't want me to be without those, would you?


Anonymous said...

Seeing that you teach at a, ahem-integrated school surely it is your divinely appointed right to ensure those rubber johnnies are never used.

Apathy Jack said...

But if she doesn't use them, she will get pregnant, and fill New Zealand with babies...

Ex-expat said...

I am so glad school is back in session.

No more filthy teenagers polluting the CBD and priceless posts like this.