Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great

Apathy Jack writes:

You’ve heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well?
It’d go like this: You’d get the boss on the line and say, “Listen, I’ve been sick ever since I started working here, but today I’m well and I won’t be in anymore.” Call in well.

- From Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, by Tom Robbins