That Morthos Stare writes:
Congrats to our Josh, who has finally decided to legalise his co-existence with a woman. We will all be anxiously awaiting his first reports on that thing legal-bound couples are allowed to do; sexual intercourse. I fully expect his first post to start:
'Why, if we were designed by a benevolent and loving god, would he put it in that location and at that angle?'