Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Apathy Jack writes:

Righto, go and watch a Jack Johnson music video.

Done that? Good. Now watch a Donovan Frankenreiter video.

All done? Right, now back me up on something:

Donovan Frankenreiter is Jack Johnson’s Dad.

Dammit, why can’t anyone else see this?


Anonymous said...

I've only seen the commercial for Frankenreiter but I certainly can see (and hear) the family resemblence. With a name like that it makes you wonder if Jack Johnson built his father out of bits of corpses -N

Josh said...

I have heard the two mentioned in the same breath on more than one occasion. Usually the context was "I don't mind Jack Johnson -- he's just a laid back surf bum. But Frankenreiter is a filthy goddamn hippy"...

RSJS said...

Thanks to Juice having presenters lacking an iota of gorm mugging at the camera at all hours, my first potentially-fatal exposure to Frankenfucker was prevented by him being touted as "Jack Johnson's surfing buddy" by some insipid minger. This told me all I ever needed to know about Freakingwriter. That he's a arsehole who hangs out with other arseholes. Possibly in a hat.