Apathy Jack writes:
Righto, go and watch a Jack Johnson music video.
Done that? Good. Now watch a Donovan Frankenreiter video.
All done? Right, now back me up on something:
Donovan Frankenreiter is Jack Johnson’s Dad.
Dammit, why can’t anyone else see this?
3 comments:
I've only seen the commercial for Frankenreiter but I certainly can see (and hear) the family resemblence. With a name like that it makes you wonder if Jack Johnson built his father out of bits of corpses -N
I have heard the two mentioned in the same breath on more than one occasion. Usually the context was "I don't mind Jack Johnson -- he's just a laid back surf bum. But Frankenreiter is a filthy goddamn hippy"...
Thanks to Juice having presenters lacking an iota of gorm mugging at the camera at all hours, my first potentially-fatal exposure to Frankenfucker was prevented by him being touted as "Jack Johnson's surfing buddy" by some insipid minger. This told me all I ever needed to know about Freakingwriter. That he's a arsehole who hangs out with other arseholes. Possibly in a hat.
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