Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Well, I can't let that go...

Josh writes:

OK, turns out they've pulled the post. Nevertheless, Steady Eddy at that Whale Oil place is, not to put too fine a point on it, a cunt. Not to mention a shockingly bad liar. (Lying's an honourable pursuit, but when you're that shit at it, it's just insulting. Which I guess was the point, but in a different way. Now I'm confused, damn it.)

Still, nothing better for site than a blog war I guess, so I'll just say that while I can't prove that Steady Eddy throat-fucks aborted cow fetuses while Whale Oil masturbates watery grey semen into a duck's rectum, I've never heard them deny it...

9 comments:

Apathy Jack said...

I have absolutely no idea what this is about - I don't read blogs; they're shit - but I'd just like to join Josh in saying that whoever or whatever Steady Eddy is, I am reliably informed he needs to break kittens necks to orgasm - and he orgasms a lot.


(There is a school of thought that might suggest I find out what I'm reacting to here, but I think that misses the point of being wildly reactionary. I believe the phrase blog war was mentioned...?)

Eric Olthwaite said...

I'm afraid I'm an Apathy Jack's barrel as well, having no idea what this is about. Anyways...

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

HORansome said...

In the words of James Brown, War, what is it good for? Well, let me give you an illustrated lecture...

HORansome said...

Having found out what this is all about I'm even more ready to change our DEFCON rating to maximal destruction.

Eric Olthwaite said...

That was Edwin Starr, Horansome.

I'm still none-the wiser as to why we are fighting.

Julie said...

If you want to know what this is about without having to wade through mountains of crud (just molehills) then have a look at the article and comment thread on The Standard called "Scum", www.thestandard.org.nz.

Every time I think that Whaleoil blog can't sink lower, they manage it.

Eric Olthwaite said...

I've only read the first paragraph of the "scum" post, and already I'm 100% behind / beside Josh.

After reading through the whole thing, even more so.

Tristan said...

I Think this part of the post has the most truth in it...

"I'm a
Slithering Reptile
in the
TTLB Ecosystem"

Blair said...

Yeah, they're full of shit. They're trying to claim it was a "draft" that got posted by mistake, but when I commented on it and told them they'd gone too far they both responded to defend it in the comments before it got pulled!

The term pantysniffer comes to mind...