The story of the Minotaur

Apathy Jack writes:

“... and nine months later, she gave birth to a bouncing baby mutant. For what Minos thought about it; as many of your husbands will probably find out, sometimes you can look at a kid, and it just doesn’t look like you, and you know what that probably means.”
“Hey! You just called us sluts!”
“Not... um... yet.”
“That's alriHEY!”