Friday, March 21, 2008

Apathy Jack writes:

In the latest dispatches from the front of online essayists: Some of the more suffragettist members of the hysterical sex have started up a group blog called The Hand Mirror, dedicated, one presumes, to knitting, baking and conjugally pleasuring ones husband. We here at Brain Stab wish them all the best in their endeavours to not so much vent their spleens, but to unleash their roving wombs.

Visit their quaint little effort, and pass on my enquiries as to the release date of the eagerly anticipated ‘Girls of The Hand Mirror’ calendar...

5 comments:

Julie said...

You totally forgot to mention cooking eggs sweetie! How absentminded of you!! Oh I so wish that there was html for dotting my i's with little ickle hearts.

*swoon*

Miss Smuggersham said...

Hey Jack - I just stopped by to thank your for your awesome book recommendations. I just finished Sewer, Gas and Electric by Matt Ruff.

I would never have found this piece of Goddamn excellence without your recommendation.

Also, loved the video about getting undivided attention from a class...

Miss Smuggersham said...

Thank *you* - not thank your.

Lucky I don't teach English, yeah?

Apathy Jack said...

I noticed you were reading a bit of the old Ruff. I still haven't tracked down a copy of the works trilogy. I found 'Set This House In Order' the day after I finished 'Bad Monkeys', but I haven't had a chance to read it yet. (My to-read piles are littering my floor in a daunting testament to my fiscal irresponsibility...)

Miss Smuggersham said...

Amazon has copies of it if you can stand the wait. It is the most perfect book in every way.

Anyone that can ridicule Ayn Rand and has a mutant shark called Meisterbrau as a plot catalyst is a certified genius in my book.

Unfortunately my fiscal irresponsibility means I don't have any too read piles! Woe! At least you have something to read as you contemplate how much money you could be earning in almost any other profession...