Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Apathy Jack writes:

A few years before I turned up at Hoodrat Academy for Higher Learning, they stopped having mufti-days. Sensible decision: half of the kids would wear blue, the other half would wear red, and massive scale gang violence and/or hilarity would ensue.

So, after years of whinging, we finally gave the students what they wanted, and had another one today.

It went off better than anyone could have hoped: Only one arrest in the whole day.

Well, I say "one" - a big bunch of students were arrested. But they were all arrested at the same time, for the same thing.

It's nice when things are easy...

2 comments:

Rich said...

If they *always* wore mufti, wouldn't they eventually get over their desire to beat people up for showing allegience to the wrong bunch of yankee trash who can't even spell New Zealand?

Or is that too much to hope for.

Apathy Jack said...

That would just lead to more regular gang violence. Also, persecution based on how much one's clothes cost, how well they matched or didn't, and the various slogans thereon.

It would be so much worse...