Apathy Jack writes:
Student 1 "Look at that emo fringe. That's disgraceful!"
Me "No fringes in class - do you know how hard it is to get blood out of my carpet?"
Student 2 "My hair just does this! It just happens!"
Student 1 "What, you mean like the world just hates you? It just happens?"
I like my students sometimes. But not as much as I like Hope Is Emo, which makes me happy.