Why we love Warren Ellis:
Hi. I'm your host, I'm out of my brain with
exhaustion, and I'm going to be seriously
polluting your inbox for the next few days.
Think of this email as a vast ethereal Mind
Penis, spasming like a dying pig and hawking
up great steaming discoloured bucketloads of
Brain Semen into the tender womblike cavity
behind your eyes. And when it gets too much,
it will leak out of your tear ducts, and your friends
will say, how is it that you are crying Warren's
And you will just fucking throw up right there.