Apathy Jack writes:

I am become Death, shatterer of worlds.

I am the Lord of Tears; I am the howling of storms and the father of the winds; I am the Great Fear; the upraised thunderbolt whose anger makes even the gods tremble; I am the past, the present and the future; and if I stop paying attention, even for a second, the world will be plunged into darkness.

Happy Diwali, you fucks.

(Oh, and for those of you with broadband – or the patience to wait five minutes to upload a forty-second news clip – your actual Indian goddess-girl.)