Apathy Jack writes:
Alright, The Internet, I have a question for you.
Last night at the pub with a friend for his birthday drinks and I got hungry, so popped out to Burger King for whatever they’re calling food these days. While I was eating, I pulled out my book, because, you know, that's what you do when you don't have company (or when you've intentionally shunned company so you can catch up on your reading). I was then joined by my young friend Llama, who said that I was the only person he knew – possibly the only person in the world – who, in the course of a night out at the pub and a quick stop for fast food, would be reading a book.
Now, The Internet, I need you to back me up here: I'm the normal one, right? It's everyone else who has the problem.
Affirmations of my rectitude in the comments section.