Apathy Jack writes:

Conversation with a Year 11:

“You lie all the time, Sir.”
“I never lie. If you can believe that.”
“For such a short person, you’re filled with a lot of lies.”
“Here, just because you’re six feet tall doesn’t mean I’m short!”
“Sir, when you say you’re not short, you’re just lying again.”


Conversation with an ex-student:

“Were you guarding the gate at the performance a few nights back?”
“Yes. Why?”
“My brother went to the performance, and he came home and asked me ‘Who was that man teacher on the gate? The white one?’ I actually didn’t think of you for ages; You’re just as bunga as the rest of us."