I think it's arson. Yes, someone’s been arson around

Apathy Jack writes:

Fun schoolyard conversations the first:

Walking along the corridor with a student.

Student “I smell fireworks.”
Me “That’s not fireworks. That’s fire.”


Fun schoolyard conversations the second:

Staring idly out a classroom window.

Student “Who are those people? Are they student teachers?”
Me “I doubt it – That one’s got handcuffs clipped to the back of her belt.”
Student “Why are you looking at her arse, sir?”
Me “I was looking at her handcuffs!”
Student “Riiiiight.”
Me “Dammit, there was a time in my life I had to notice things like that!”
Student “Suuuuurrre.”