So, Jack, how were your holidays?

Apathy Jack writes:

“Stupid neighbours doing construction in the middle of the day! We need to go and explain to them that we’re bums, and we just sit around the house all day, so their noise is bothering us.”
“I’m not a bum! I have a job. I just haven’t been this week. Or last week.”
“Face it, you’re a bum.”
“You wouldn’t say that if I was wearing pants!”