Apathy Jack writes:

“Sir, my parents think you’ve brainwashed me.”
“Why exactly?”
“Because last night I was reading that book you gave me at the same time that I was eating dinner.”
“Why is that unusual? Most of my books have food stains on them.”
“Well, it’s just that I don’t usually, you know... read. So my parents think it’s weird that I’m not putting this book down like, ever.”



Yeah, this job’s still worth doing.